just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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