Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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