check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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