Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"

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(540): View more from Virginia

The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace

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(773): View more from Illinois

Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.

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(847): View more from Illinois

there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer

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(406): View more from Montana

i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness

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(559): View more from California

I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time

(1-781): View more from Massachusetts

If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?

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