i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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