Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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