Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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