UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Please don't give away my fajitas
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