Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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