Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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