honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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