It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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