Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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