i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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