O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm sobbing to NWA
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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