If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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