Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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