Already got asked if we're dating
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize