So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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