Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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