no, he came in my armpit
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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