At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My vagina is very pro this idea
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