No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize