There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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