at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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