Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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