Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
