is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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