So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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