So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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