But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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