I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so let's talk penis.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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