STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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