"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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