True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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