I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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