HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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