Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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