I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Randomize
