i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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