she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
