Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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