Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize