I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this boner is exhausting
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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