if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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