I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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