So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I touched a dick in church today
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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