got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
