It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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