dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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