After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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