I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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